Dearest Husband...

Dearest Husband,

Next time I wake up at 4 am to a loud noise I heard THROUGH my ear plugs, and make you walk around the house to make sure no one has broken in and is waiting to kidnap me....Do me a favor. DO NOT tell me that the sound you heard sounded like heavy footsteps outside of our bedroom door. And for the love of all that is holy, do not, DO NOT, re-enact with your own two feet, the sounds of heavy footsteps.

I'm never sleeping again.

With Warmest Regards,

Wife

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