On Sweaters

Sitting on the couch at home, when the ol' ball and chain starts talking from the other room.

"I'm putting on my new sweater that my sexy lady friend bought me," he says.

I reply somewhat irritated, "Some bitch bought you a sweater??  WHO?"

He asks, "What?"

I repeat, "I said what bitch bought you a sweater?"

He comes walking into the room wearing the sweater I had purchased for him.

I look up, "Oh.  She has good taste."