Yesterday I had a conversation with the ol' ball and chain....this is how it went:
Me: Do you know how old I’ll be turning tomorrow?
Me: Wow, no....wow....really? That was a two carat mistake.
Him: Too carrot?
Me: T-W-O-C-A-R-A-T, now go to Harry Winston dot com and buy me an apology!
This should do nicely as an "I'm sorry Jenn, you are not that old."
Via: Harry Winston