It's My Birthday Today

Yesterday I had a conversation with the ol' ball and chain....this is how it went:

Me: Do you know how old I’ll be turning tomorrow?
Him: Um…38?
Me: Wow, no....wow....really?  That was a two carat mistake.
Him: Too carrot?
Me: T-W-O-C-A-R-A-T, now go to Harry Winston dot com and buy me an apology!

This should do nicely as an "I'm sorry Jenn, you are not that old."

Via: Harry Winston